Meet a few of the Ness Monsters

Friendly Ness

Will you be my friend?

Beastly Ness

Ugly, untamed, ill-mannered and troublesome neanderthal. A genetic throwback. Sulks when he doesn’t get his own way.

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She’s just a ‘brain’. Can’t help knowing the answer or solving the problem. Everyone asks her to help from time to time.

Clumsy Ness

Talks with her hands, which seem large. (It doesn’t pay to stand too close when you talk with her!) She’s overly apologetic.

Cool Ness

Always has the latest and greatest. And lets
everyone know. Considers herself an oracle on
what’s cool and what’s not

Crafty Ness

Has an uncanny knack of making things out
of nothing – a backpack out of an old ball of
string, a windmill out of old milk cartons.

Cute Ness

Wears party dresses, sweet little patent leather
shoes and bows in her hair. Has those sweet
‘bow tie’ lips. 

Handy Ness

You’d expect his gigantic hands to get in the way. But they don’t! He can do anything with
them. 

Happy Ness

Everybody loves to have him around. He has the biggest, brightest, broadest smile and the heartiest laugh you’ve ever heard.

Messy Ness

Nothing stays neat and tidy when she’s around.
She actually likes mess. Never puts things back where she found them. 

Kindly Ness

A charming sweet, lively, little old Ness who is always calm and caring. Sometimes she’s a ‘mother’ (or grand mother).

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Naughty Ness always does the opposite of what he’s told. Difficult, argumentative,
secretive and incorrigible.

Nosy Ness

Has the personality and demeanour of an overly inquisitive old biddy neighbour. Always making a disapproving ‘tich, tich, tich’ sound.

Prickly Ness

Nobody knows why he’s so prickly, including him! It’s not his spiky appearance that
troubles everyone.

Shy Ness

She spends most of her time indoors, peeping through the curtains. She doesn’t know how to strike up a conversation

Silly Ness

Part of her silliness seems to come from over-enthusiasm. She doesn’t think before she speaks, doesn’t plan before she does things.

Speed Ness

Does everything at top speed. Lacks caution and thoroughness. Amuses everyone but they’re all aware of his short comings.

Sporty Ness

‘Stationary’ means jogging on the spot to
Sporty Ness. Good at everything – not just all sport. Works out in his own gym.

Wacky Ness

Unpredictable. The life of the party. Until things go wrong. Experiments with zany clothes and underground music.

Weird Ness

Delights in doing things that make the other Nesses feel squeamish. Like popping his eyeballs out and holding them in his hand!

Wild Ness

A dangerous, scary looking punk Monster.
He seems to really enjoy all the attention.
But privately, he’s insecure and afraid.